MUSIC

Rudyard's presents Blower * Bald Eagle Burger.

Blower - (pictured, Austin, TX) "BLÖWER comprised the sole local band of the day. Clad in leather, vividly colored pleather and throwback motorcycle helmets, BLÖWER proved they deserved this coveted spot. The power trio, complete with bassist babe Boobs McGee rocked the crowed with nasty biker songs such as “Hot Wheels, Cold Beer, Big Titties.” BLÖWER’s sound was akin to members of Kiss, AC/DC, and The Stooges gang banging a biker whore. In addition to t...heir performance, BLÖWER took home the award for Best Local Artist. Too baked to understand they had won an award, Bobby Black called BLÖWER’s name several times before someone broke the news to the clueless band." -Darren Cowan, regarding High Times Magazine's 2009 Doobie Awards Show

Bald Eagle Burger - (Houston, TX) Were government a mere manufacture or article of commerce, immaterial by whom it should be made or sold, we might as well employ her as another, but when we consider it as the fountain from whence the general manners and morality of a country take their rise, that the persons entrusted with the execution thereof are by their serious example an authority to support these principles, how abominably absurd is the idea of being hereafter governed by a set of men who have been guilty of forgery, perjury, treachery, theft and every species of villany which the lowest wretches on earth could practise or invent. What greater public curse can befall any country than to be under such authority, and what greater blessing than to be delivered therefrom. The soul of any man of sentiment would rise in brave rebellion against them, and spurn them from the earth.