FILM

Join Alamo Drafthouse Mason (Katy) for Horror Remix: SPRING.

If you're a fan of bad horror films, then you've wasted a lot of your life. You've sat through lame red herrings, endless chase scenes, shower scenes with NO nudity (it happens more than you think) and all the talking and talking and talking. A Horror Remix is taking a bad horror film, cutting out all the filler and condensing the central plot, gore, cheese and nudity into approx. 30-40 minutes.

Metaphorically, the holiday slasher is generally consistent with the importance of that particular holiday. The bigger the holiday, the better the slasher. Upon initial release the spring slashers were widely regarded as pale imitations of BLACK CHRISTMAS, HALLOWEEN and MY BLOODY VALENTINE.

While this is 100% true, GRADUATION DAY, MEMORIAL VALLEY MASSACRE and SLAUGHTER HIGH have a place in this world. Nothing groundbreaking here. Just satisfying little slashers that go down easy with beer! Bring your friends and GET THERE EARLY!

And don’t forget, lots of fun extras, shorts and your puppet MCs, Cheesecake and Thunderclap.

Admission for the event is FREE! For more info go to horrorremix.com.